- Change the oil in my Jeep
- Clean the bathrooms
- Pick up my supplements
- Unlock my iphone
Now cleaning bathrooms...this has to be my specialty. You ask my wife and she'll tell you I'm a messy person and not really the best at sweeping or doing dishes but when it comes to cleaning bathrooms I'm all over it. Our shower had a bunch of built up mildew that I spent an hour scrubbing away at with bleach. I must have got high off the fumes cause I swear I was talking to Jesus and asking him why the Chargers haven't won yet. I missed out on a sweet practical joke when I was cleaning. I was looking for something heavy to throw on the ground to make it sound as if I fell. And when my wife would come storming up to see what happened I was going to lay out in the shower as if I passed out from the fumes....HILARIOUS! Too bad I didn't do it...there goes my shot at $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Sunday I went to pick up my supplements and I must say I love to pop pills cause shiet I take a lot. Let's see here, Cleanser, Multi-vitamin, fish oil, CLA, Acetyl L-Carnitine and Triflex. Now, do I believe that all these things work? I sure as hell hope so.
That's all the pills I take...and FYI, I took that photo with my iphone. Got that shiet unlocked! Actually Roger unlocked it...
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